What Dylan yelled while at Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked last weekend during a slow, very quiet part of the movie: "Wanna know what I'm sick of? Watching this movie!" All the adults in the theater started laughing.

Faith about 30 minutes ago: "Simon, you need to focus and get your homework done! Quit getting distracted and just focus and get it done!!!!!"

Faith about 35 seconds after that: "Hey Simon, do you want a banana?" Me: "What the hell is your problem?" Faith: "What?" Me: "Focus, Faith." Faith: "Oh, s#!t, sorry."

That about sums up the last couple of weeks. By the way, if you go to see Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked, don't bring any sharp or pointy objects or you'll end up trying to gouge your eyes out and pierce your eardrums.